boringnyer!!!!!!!!!!!

ok, aku mmg boring tahap cipan skunk nih....
ayah aku ckp nk g cuti kt mlaka tp.....MCM X JD JE
kalo aku x g cuti, aku nk wt pe erk????
rsenyer aku tdo je kowt kt umah...tdo pkol 2pg bgon pkol 1tgh hari...
pe mcm ok x????hohoho aku dh gler....
k la aku nk g wt pape yg ptot je la....
bye...tata

p/s:siyes aku boring gler skunk nih.....tolong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can the PSP Go! Be hacked?

Credible leaks from within the video game industry have alerted us to the existence of Sony's upcoming hardware revision, the PSP Go! What we don't yet know is how well this new device will be able to hold up against the onslaught of hackers, or whether, like the PSP 3000, homebrew enthusiasts will be unable to have their way with it. So far, Sony has been very successful at reducing the amount of piracy on their device and locking hackers out of new versions of its hardware.

Unlike Sony's currently bulletproof PSP 3000 design, however, there are a lot of factors working in favor of the hackers who might attack the PSP Go!. First of all, the device is about as radical a redesign as one could imagine for the PSP lineup. It repackages the oblong PSP as a smaller, more svelte handheld device - one that truly might be able to fit in our pockets. In order to achieve this comfortable size, Sony has had to sacrifice the UMD drive, long a bulwark of the PSP design. As a result, there are many potentially new areas that hackers could explore to open up the system. For example, the on-board flash memory and downloadable business model offer more vectors of infiltration for homebrew hackers.

UMD disks proved relatively easy to crack and dump onto memory stick, so the move to a digital distribution model doesn't necessarily present a new security flaw. The problem is what Sony decides to do about all of those UMDs already in circulation at retail. If the company devises a new method of authenticating and crediting customers for old UMD games and allowing them to download those titles to their PSP Go!, this could present a new security weakness. What happens if hackers find a way to generate UMD product codes or trick kiosks into allowing them to download free copies of old UMD games? What if hackers found a way to reproduce the download and installation process for new games, effectively bypassing the PSN store altogether? Whatever Sony decides to do to appease fans of the UMD format, it will have to act with one eye on security.

Another potential weakness with the new hardware remains the firmware that will run the core applications on the machine. While we've heard a lot about the PSP Go! hardware specs, we have not heard as much about the software that will power the device. That is because Sony is likely to use the same firmware family that currently powers the regular PSP (albeit with some changes). This could make life easier for homebrew hackers, since they are already intimately familiar with the inner workings of Sony's official firmware. A number of known exploits such as the buffer overflow, Tiff image and savegame exploits that enabled software hacking of the PSP-1000 might resurface on the newly-released hardware. Furthermore, differences in the file structure between PSP Go! firmware and that used on older models can be compared to identify potential security weaknesses.

There is good news for Sony: The PSP 3000, which contains hardware security on the motherboard, has valiantly resisted the intrusions of hackers for more than a year. That shows the company has learned from its earlier mistakes and has found some cutting-edge strategies that work against even the most determined reverse engineers. Another potential boon is that one old attack vector - the "Pandora" battery exploit, will probably disappear with this revision. Sony is likely to use a smaller and more advanced battery technology in the PSP Go! and service mode activation may not even be accomplished via the battery with the new hardware revision.

Despite Sony's best efforts to combat piracy, the future is still uncertain for its PSP Go! hardware. One potential place to look for guidance is Apple's iPhone platform. What many people don't know is that the device is easily hacked, and piracy of App Store products is actually a major, unreported problem. What keeps most mainstream users honest is the fact that Jailbroken phones cannot benefit from all of the many official features of the device, suggesting that an effective panacea to piracy is providing a streamlined, killer online ecosystem that users are willing to pay for.

karangan paling gler yg pnah aku bce

sila highlight yer.....

Pagi itu pagi minggu. Cuaca cukup sejuk sehingga mencapai takat suhu beku. Sebab itu saya tidak mandi pagi sebab air kolah jadi air batu dan air paip tidak mahu keluar sebab beku di dalam batang paip. Pagi itu saya bersarapan dengan keluarga di dalam unggun api kerana tidak tahan sejuk. Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya menemaninya ke pasar. Tetapi saya tidak mahu.

Selepas emak menikam perut saya berkali-kali dengan garfu barulah saya bersetuju untuk mengikutnya. Kami berjalan sejauh 120 kilometer kerana pasar itu letaknya 128 kilometer dari rumah. Lagi 8 kilometer nak sampai pasar saya ternampak sebuah lori kontena meluru dengan laju dari arah belakang.

Dia melanggar emak saya. Emak saya tercampak ke dalam gaung. Dia menjerit "Adoi!". Lepas itu emak saya naik semula dan mengejar lori tersebut. Saya pun turut berlari di belakang emak saya kerana takut emak saya melanggar lori itu pula. Pemandu lori itu nampak kami mengejarnya. Dia pun memecut lebih laju iaitu sama dengan kelajuan cahaya. Kami pula terpaksa mengejar dengan lebih laju iaitu sama dengan dua kali ganda kelajuan cahaya. Emak saya dapat menerajang tayar depan lori itu. Lori itu terbabas dan melanggar pembahagi jalan lalu bertembung dengan sebuah feri. Feri itu terbelah dua.

Penumpang feri itu yang seramai 100 orang semuanya mati. Pemandu feri itu sangat marah. Dia pun bertukar menjadi Ultraman dan memfire pemandu lori. Pemandu lori menekan butang khas di dalam lori dia..lori itu bertukar menjadi robot Transformer. Mereka bergaduh di udara. Emak saya tidak puas hati. Dia pun terus menyewa sebuah helikopter di GentingHighlands dan terus ke tempat kemalangan. Dia melanggar pemandu feri yang telah bertukar menjadi Ultraman itu.

Pemandu feri itu terkejut dan terus bertukar menjadi pemandu feri semula lalu terhempas ke jalanraya. Pemandu feri itu pecah. Pemandu lori sangat takut melihat kejadian itu. Dia meminta maaf dari emak saya. Dia menghulurkan tangan ingin bersalam. Tetapi emak saya masih marah. Dia menyendengkan helikopternya dan mengerat tangan pemandu lori itu dengan kipas helikopter. Pemandu lori itu menjerit "Adoi..!" dan jatuh ke bumi. Emak say menghantar helikopter itu ke Genting Highlands. Bila dia balik ke tempat kejadian, dia terus memukul pemandu lori itu dengan beg tangannya sambil memarahi pemandu lori itu di dalam bahasa Inggeris.

Pemandu lori itu tidak dapat menjawab sebab emak saya cakap orang putih. Lalu pemandu lori itu mati. Tidak lama kemudian kereta polis pun sampai. Dia membuat lapuran ke ibu pejabatnya tentang kemalangan ngeri itu. Semua anggota polis di pejabat polis itu terperanjat lalu mati. Orang ramai mengerumuni tempat kejadian kerana ingin mengetahui apa yang telah terjadi. Polis yang bertugas cuba menyuraikan orang ramai lalu dia menjerit menggunakan pembesar suara. Orang ramai terperanjat dan semuanya mati.

Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya ke pasar untuk mengelak lebih ramai lagi yang akan mati. Di pasar, emak saya menceritakan kejadian itu kepada penjual daging. Penjual daging dan peniaga-peniaga berhampiran yang mendengar cerita itu semuanya terkejut dan mati. Saya dan emak saya terus berlari balik ke rumah. Kerana terlalu penat sebaik saja sampai di rumah kami pun mati. Itulah kemalangan yang paling ngeri yang pernah saya lihat sebelum saya mati.

Justin Bieber pemimpin muda Illuminati..

Kepada sesiapa yang amat meminati penyanyi Justin Bieber (JB) yang popular dengan lagu Baby hingga selalu terpekik melolong macam dirasuk hantu apabila mendendangkan bait-bait lagu Jb dinasihatkan agar segera bertaubat. Ini kerana, apabila anda menyebut se...tiap perkataan dalam lagu JB yang bertajuk Baby, anda secara tidak sengaja telah "menyebut perkataan yang menyembah dajjal/juru selamat Yahudi". Ini boleh dikesan dengan cara men"terbalik"kan lagu tersebut (ke belakang). Untuk rekod, Justin adalah pemimpin muda Illuminati-New World Order iaitu sebuah organisasi antarabangsa Yahudi yang memperjuangkan konsep One World-One Religion-One Israel

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10 fadhilat coca cola

10 Fadhilat Coca Cola > > > > > >

"Setiap hari selasa ngan rabu aku mesti minum air coke nie lepas training rugbi. Memang sedap air nie. Sedap giler! korunk pun mesti ade yg suke air nie. Sama ada korunk tau atau x, sebenarnya air coke nie ade 10 'kebaikan' yg x disangka-sangka. Aku dpt bende nie dari emel yg member aku bagi. Ape lagi!! > > > > > >

" Fakta seperti yang tersenarai dibawah adalah kajian santifik yang dibuat oleh ahli sains kesihatan/sosial di USA dan Britain serta laporan dari seluruh dunia mengenai minuman ringan Coke : Coca Cola. > > > > > >

Di dalam kebanyakan negeri di US , kereta peronda lebuhraya akan dimuatkan 2 gallon Coke untuk menghilangkan kesan darah di jalanraya apabila berlaku kemalangan. Cam pasukan SMART dan bomba kita tu, Harzadous Team. Cuba tanya Plus Ronda atau Polis Lebuhraya, adakah mereka guna? > > > > > > Anda di rumah diharap dapat mencuba kajian ini : > > > > > >

1. Masukkan tulang dalam satu mangkuk yang diisi Coke, ia akan hancur atau hilang sama sekali dalam masa 2 hari. Elok untuk yang berniaga sup tulang! > > > > > >

2. Untuk mencuci tandas : Masukkan setin air Coke dalam tandas dan biarkan selama 1 jam dan kemudian 'flush'. Kesan kotoran/hampas akan hilang dari tindakan 'citric asid' yang berada dalam Coke. Satu bahan gantian untuk mencuci kalau sabun dah habis! Rasa-rasa buat sabun badan boleh tak? > > > > > >

3. Untuk menghilangkan kesan karat dari bumper kereta jenis chrome : Lap bumper dengan aluminium foil yang dicelup dengan Coke. Kesannya karat hilang! > > > > > >

4. Untuk menghilangkan kesan 'corrosion' atau hakisan pada skru/nat bateri kereta : Tuang saja setin Coke pasti kesan hakisan hilang serta merta. > > > > > >

5. Untuk melonggarkan skru yang berkarat dan ketat : Sekali lagi tuang setin Coke, skru tersebut pasti longgar dan boleh dibuka. > > > > > >

6. Untuk menghilangkan kesan minyak/lekit dari pakaian : Tambahkan setin Coke dalam mesin basuh bersama sabun pencuci dan basuh macam biasa. Kesan minyak tu pasti hilang. Kemudian bolehlah minum air basuhan tadi berperisa coke. > > > > > >

7. Cermin kereta anda berdebu/kotor/ melekit ? Celup tuala dengan Coke dan lap.Pasti bersih. Tak payah guna tin sembur cuci cermin cam jual di Yawata tu kerana ianya amat mahal! > > > > > >

8. Bahan aktif Coke adalah phosphoric asid. Ia mempunyai pH 2.8. Ia boleh meleburkan sebatang paku dalam masa 4 hari. Kilang Perwaja/besi mesti suka ni! > > > > > >

Asid tersebut juga menghakis kekuatan tulang belakang dan tulang lain dalam badan yang merupakan punca utama kearah penyakit osteoporosis. > > > > > >

Sila lihat lori yang membawa air sirap Coke dalam lori tangki,[ bukan lori yang bawa Coke siap dalam botol/tin] pasti dilengkapi dengan tanda amaran "Bahan Kimia Bahaya" atau"Bahan Penghakis : bahaya". Lori tangki itu juga diselaputi bahan penghakis hakisan untuk mengelak lori tu dihakis. . Tolong jangan letak/parking kereta berhampiran lori tangki yang ada tanda amaran tu, silap-silap tengah bawak kereta, putus 2 sebab hakisan/karat. > > > > > >

9. Para pengedar minuman Coke telah menggunakannya untuk mencuci bahagian enjin lori/trak mereka sejak 20 tahun. Wahh...mesti buat overhaul ni! > > > > > >

10. Kandungan gulanya 18 sudu cawan teh satu tin Coke. Cuba try bancuh kopi/teh dengan 18 sudu gula tu kat rumah dan minum mesti termuntah



Kenapa Orang Yahudi Tak Minum Coke dan Pepsi

>>> >>> Disampaikan oleh seorang sahabat.....

>>> Assalamualaikum kengkawan...

>>> >>> last weekend, ada ustazah usrah kami beritahu... masa dia belajar kat

>>> mesir dulu, dia punya lecturer ada cerita... dulu ada sorang mamat

>>> yahudi ni datang egypt to study the muslims' lifestyle kat sana

>>> setelah serangan secara fizikal ke atas umat Islam tak berjaya. dia

>>> nak carik jalan untuk serang cara lain. tapi Alhamdulillah, dia telah

>>> diberi hidayah semasa dia dok study umat Islam kat mesir tu. dia

>>> beritahu lecturer ustazah ni, one of the things the jews do untuk

>>> hapuskan keturunan umat Islam is to produce coca cola & pepsi yang di

>>> dalamnya ada chemical to retard the reproduction organs for both men &

>>> women. menurut mamat tu, kat israel tak ada jual coke & pepsi sbb

>>> diorg tahu apa kandungan kat dalamnya and since jew is agama

>>> keturunan, diorg tak nak le mandul! kalau korang pernah terima

>>> forwarded email pasal bertapa acidicnya coke tu sampai boleh dissolve

>>> tulang & gigi (calcium containing compounds) and boleh buat cuci

>>> toilet! and for ladies, kalau minum coke boleh cause menstruation if

>> you're a wee bit late. so kalau minum banyak & atthat time baru lekat

>>> zuriat, ada chances keguguran le, kan ? Therefore, untuk kemakmuran

>>> umat Islam & untuk kesihatan & untuk tak support jewish companies,

>>> pls stop drinking & buying coke & pepsi.

ya, saya jatuh cinta kat awak bukan krn Allah @ kecantikan awak, harta awak.. saya jatuh cinta disebabkan Syaitan

Alkisah. Seorang lelaki A datang berjumpa dengan seorang perempuan. Perempuan yang paling 'hot' di kampusnya, kerana memiliki rupa paras yang fotogeniklah katakan, cantik, menawan dan yang paling orang suka dia ni seksi dan berada. Tapi sayang, dia bkn muslim.

Saya malas mau tulis panjang lebar. So, dialog ringkas sajalah(tak juga ringkas nie). Tapi sebelum tu, biar saya bagi tau korang ciri-ciri lelaki A tu. Lelaki A merupakan anak seorang Dato' entahlah Dato' apa. Saya pun tak berapa tau. Yang penting mamat ni kaya, kacak, bergaya. Nak gi kampus pon pakai kereta mewah, dah tu ada drebar pulak. Fuih, sape tengok, melopong je lah.

Alice: Apasal awak datang nak jumpa saya?

Lelaki A: Saya dah jatuh cinta kat awak.

Alice:(memandang lelaki itu dengan sinis) sebab?

Lelaki A: Kerana awak cantik. Sesiapa yang memandang awak sekilas pasti tak puas. Sudikah awak jadi gf saya?

Alice: Tapi..

Lelaki A: Jangan risau Alice. Saya ada segala-galanya. Harta..kebahagiaan..dan apa je awak mintak, saya boleh bagi.

Alice: Maafkan saya, saya ada kuliah. (perempuan itu sengaja membuat dalih)

Seminggu kemudian. Perempuan 'hot' nie di datangi seorang lelaki lagi. Lelaki B. Yang ni, penampilan dia agak islamik'. Pakai baju Melayu siap bersongkok pulak tu. Tapi, hati dia kita tak taukan. Apa-apa pun, kenalah bersangka baik.

Alice: Ha, ada apa erk?

Lelaki B: Assalamualaikum. (ucap lelaki tu lembut)

Alice:(agak terkedu seketika) Waalaikumsalam. Kenapa awak datang nak jumpa saya?

Lelaki B: Saya...saya...

Alice: Kenapa? cakaplah..

Lelaki B: Saya jatuh cinta kat awak..

Alice: sebab?

Lelaki B: Perlukah bersebab?

Alice: Ya. Sebab saya tak pernah kenal awak, tau2 awak dah jatuh cinta..

Lelaki B: Baiklah, saya cintakan awak kerana Allah telah ciptakan perasaan cinta dalam hati saya untuk awak.

Alice: Owh. (Perempuan itu melihat jam tangannya) Maaflah, saya ada study group. Lain kali kita borak lagi.

Maka tertinggallah lelaki B keseorangan tanpa jawapan dari sang gadis itu.

Seminggu yang seterusnya, perempuan itu didatangi oleh seorang lagi lelaki. Lelaki C. Kali ini, lelaki C berpenampilan biasa dan sederhana saja. Wajahnya juga tidaklah sekacak mana namun ada sesuatu pada wajah itu. Entahlah apa. Perempuan itu mengulum senyuman manis untuk lelaki itu kerana dia pasti bahawa lelaki ini pasti akan bercakap benda yang sama.

Lelaki C: Assalamu'alaikum.

Alice: Wa'alaikumsalam. Saya tau kenapa awak datang nak jumpa saya..

Lelaki C: (Termangu seketika) Awak dah tau?

Alice: Why not? Awak cintakan saya?

Lelaki C: Ya, saya menyintai awak.

Alice: (tersenyum sinis) Well, kenapa pulak? Sebab Allah telah menghadirkan perasaan cinta kat dalam hati awak untuk saya?

Lelaki C: (hanya mampu tunduk)

Alice: Kenapa diam? atau..awak jatuh cinta di sebabkan rupa saya..atau saya ni seksi..atau..saya ni anak orang berada..

Lelaki C: Demi Allah, semua itu tak betul.(Lelaki C berubah menjadi tegas). Ya, memang benar saya jatuh cinta kat awak tetapi bukan kerana Allah atau kerana kecantikan awak, harta awak.. saya jatuh cinta disebabkan Syaitan Durjana. Syaitan yang mendorong saya untuk mengejar awak. Kemana saja awak jalan, mata saya akan mengekori awak. Tatkala rambut ikal awak terbang ditiup angin, saya rasa perasaan saya kacau.Wajah cantik awak sentiasa datang bermain di jiwa saya pada hal saya tak menginginkannya. Saya rasa rimas dengan perasaan saya. Saya semakin hanyut. Semakin terleka.

Alice: (terkedu) Apa awak nak?

Lelaki C: Saya tak mahukan apa-apa. Mungkin hanya sekelumit simpati. Hanya kalau awak sudi. Maafkan saya, saya mohon untuk berlalu.

Alice: Nanti dulu, siapa nama awak? Macam mana saya nak tolong awak?

Lelaki C: Nama saya, ah, tak layak saya nak beritahunya kat awak. Sesungguhnya nama yang saya pinjam ini sungguh mulia. Saya pasti awak tau apa nak dibuat. Maafkan saya, saya tak sanggup nak berlama-lama di sini.. Syaitan itu sentiasa membisikkan perkara yang jahat ke telinga manusia. Salamu'alaikum.

Alice hanya melihat langkah lelaki itu tanpa sepatah kata.

Dua tahun kemudian.

Akif merehatkan dirinya di pelantar rumah sambil menghirup udara segar pagi. Tiba-tiba dia disapa oleh ibunya.

Ibu: Akif, ibu teringin nak tengok Akif berumah tangga. Akif tak de ke pilihan hati Akif sendiri?

Akif: Entahlah ibu. Susah kita nak mencari pasangan yang betul2 berdiri di atas landasan yang teguh.

Ibu: Akif, ibu faham. Memang susah nak cari orang yang seperti itu, kalau ada pun, nisbahnya kecil. Manusia makin hanyut ditelan arus dunia. Semakin moden, semakin lupa tanggungjawab kita sebagai muslim. Tapi Akif, kita juga boleh menjadi pengubah.

Akif: Ibu.. Akif faham. Insya Allah ibu, Akif akan cari seorang perempuan..jika dia tak seperti yang Akif harapkan, Akif yang akan membentuk dia, mengubah dia. Akif akan cuba laksanakan permintaan ibu.

Ibu: (tersenyum) Akif, ibu rasa, ibu sudah berkenan dengan seorang gadis ini. Dia baik dan manis juga orangnya. Pekerjaannya juga mulia. dia bekerja sebagai seorang guru di sekolah menengah agama. Ibu dah berbual-bual dengan ibu bapanya. Baik sungguh mereka itu.

Akif: Siapa dia ibu? siapa nama dia?

Ibu: Nur Alissa Zakiyyah...

Seminggu sebelum hari pertunangan. Waktu itu, Akif berada di rumah Nur Alissa Zakiyyah. Baru kali pertama Akif ke sana. Rumah yang dijejakinya ini sungguh besar dan luas. Halamannya juga menarik bersama landskap yang begitu teratur. Bunga-bungaannya memukau mata. Suasana agak hingar-bingar. Ibu Akif berada di dalam rumah mungkin sedang sibuk membantu mereka yang lain menyiapkan juadah makan tengah hari bersama.

Akif berjalan menuju ke suatu sudut di halaman itu namun langkahnya terhenti apabila terlihat seorang gadis bertudung hijau lembut sambil mengenakan pakaian baju kurung..entahlah baju kurung jenis apa yang penting ianya gubahan moden seiring mengikut zaman. Gadis itu seperti pernah dilihatnya di dalam sekeping gambar. Gambar yang diberi ibunya. Mungkinkah itu bakal tunangnya?

Akif memberanikan diri untuk menyapa gadis itu.

Akif: Assalamu'alaikum.

Alissa: Wa'alaikumsalam. (Alissa tersenyum lantas membelakangi Akif)

Akif: Awakkah Nur Alissa Zakiyyah??

Alissa: Dan awak pula Akif Rahmankan?(soal Alissa tanpa menjawab pertanyaan Akif terlebih dahulu)

Akif: ya. Akif Rahman Bin Razaq. Awak belum jawab soalan saya..

Alissa: Hum.. akhirnya...

Akif: (Akif hairan) Kenapa? Pernahkah kita bertemu atau berkenal?

Alissa: Ya.

Akif: Siapakah awak? (tanya Akif penuh kehairanan)

Alissa: Nama saya Nur Alissa Zakiyyah binti Aziz. Sayalah Alice.

Akif: (terkesima) Subhanallah. Awak dah berubah, saya langsung tak cam awak. Macam mana awak boleh jadi macam ni?

Alissa: Bukankah awak yang meminta sekelumit simpati dari saya?

Akif: Alice...(terharu..)

Alissa: Akif, saya dah jatuh cinta kat awak. Dah lama..

Akif: Sebab?

Alissa: Saya mencintai awak kerana agama yang ada pada awak...

Akif hanya tersenyum.. :)

penat gler!!!!!!!!!!!

huh!!!!pnat gler siot....aku bru je balik dr n9 g amik barang angah.....dh la pnat
pas2 smpai je dpn pntu umah tros sakit prot....ni yg wt aku rse skit ati yg menggler kowt...
tp aku tetap redha (perghhh....ayt org briman 2)...kalo x slap aku kne g prlis plak ari ahad ni....g amik along n barang2 dia yg bnyk thp cipan 2...huh!!!mmg pnat x pyah ckp la...
nk nanges arr mcm nih...


k arr aku nk blah dlu nk g melalak smpai rboh umah aku yg INDAH nih.....bye.....tata.....assalamualaikum

muzik oh muzik

wohoooooooo......x sbr nk cuti.....slama setaon aku tggu mse ni skunk mse yg ditggu-tggu dh tbe....merdeka gua.....rse mcm nk cmpk bju skolah 2 jauh2 je.....wakakakaka....

ok, aku nk citer skit psl hri ni.....td wktu kt skolah aku de clz mzk....kne plak td ckg tetbe je nk wt amali....aku dgr je dia ckp nk wt amali tros rse mcm nk pnteng clz....tp apekn daya bru nk lri dh kntoi....hohoho.....so, ngan mke slamber aku g je msok clz mzk 2....bdk f2 kne wt 2 ujian amali iaitu

1. main rekoder/kompang
2. nyanyi

ok yg main rekoder/kompang 2 dh sah2 aku amik kompang sbb aku x reti main rekoder.....yg 2 dh slamat...yg x baper nk slamat kt no.2 2.....wahhhhh.....bleh bnjir plak prk kalo aku nyanyi....demi utk paper mzk aku yg sah2 bleh agk bwh 30% aku wt je... alhamdulillah aku lpas gk wt amali 2....tp clz mzk yg pkol 2.30-3.30 aku dh blah....ngantok kowt lmer2 dok dlm bilik mzk 2......tngok mke ckg pon dh x nmpk....so, pd aku tdo dlm clz dia lbeh baik aku blah dlu....wakakakakaka.....2 je nk g tau....k la weyh aku nk tdo sbb esk nk bngon awl....jmpe korang hri khamis ye....nyte....


p/s:dayah rjin kowt g clz mzk....ok, aku mmg mls....x ske aku nk ngaku rjin

Nur Fatihah Binti Nazaruddin

kalo korang nk tau....bdk yg dlm pic ni adalah kwn paling baik yg pnah aku jmpe dlm idop aku....aku mle knl dia waktu aku drjh 2 sbb kitorg clzmate....dia dlm kumpulan aku ngan khairi n rabbani.....mse 2 mmg kitorg epy2 slalu tp lpas khairi n rabbani pndah kitorg jd sunyi n thnx god aku ngan dia ni jnis yg mmg x bleh nk siyes so mmg slalu glak2.....she teach me about friendship....tp aku dh mle jrang cll dia waktu aku pndh prk....ble aku de kt prk aku dh mle rse bosan sbb dulu tiap2 ptg dia dtg lpak umah aku kalo dia mls aku yg g lpak umah dia....so thnx to teah sbb sudi jd kwn baik aku smpai skunk....luve u teah


p/s:n3 ni mmg dr hti yg e-clz....mmg aku x tapis tau

merdeka!!!!!!!!!

ok....aku bru je abis xm final year...soalan selaras sluruh prk...soalan bnyk yg kuar topik f1...lpas tengok je soalan topik f1 aku tros mencrot dlm ati (bnci gler sbb aku x bce pn bku f1)...utk menmbhkn lg sakit ati yg ade aku ngan sng lenangnyer g clz intelek nk tau pndpt dorang tntg soalan yg kuar....dannnnnnnnnnn seperti yg aku jngkakn mmg btol....jwp mereka ialah "sng gler kowt...kuar soalan f1 mmg kacang la"....lpas dgr je jwpn mcm 2 berapi telinga gua ckp lu....tp apakn daya dorang mmg bijak2 semuanyer....redha je la ngan diri yg srba kekurangan ni....sdey siot....tp ade aku kesah....yg pnting aku dh lpas drpd bala (utk taon ni je la)....taon dpn aku akn dijajah semula oleh PMR...bndera penjajahan PMR akan dinaikn x lmer je lg.....so yg 2 je kowt nk g tau.....pa pe pn thnx 2 Nurul Hidayah Ahmad sbb slalu stdy last2 minit ngan aku...wakakakaka


p/s:nme dia aku sje jdkn kaler purple sbb dia ske kaler 2....hehehe

p/s:weyh jgn garu jerawat 2 nnti dia merebak>>>hidayah la sper lg

siot....aku x tau nk wt pe

ok...aku x tau nk tlis pe sbb otak aku dh blur thp cipan nih.....but aku still mrah kt 'bdk' 2 kerana (nk bg tau ke x erk???bg tau je la) last2 min dia cancel date (kononnye la...muahaha)...yg 2 je kot nk g tau korang...nnti aku try upload pic 'bdk' 2 kalo aku dpt green light dr dia....muahahahha....k la aku nk g tdo sbb esk kne bgon awl nk g skola....


p/s:aku rndu caroline!!!!dia x dtg skola sbb skunk f4 ngah xm...dia kn x amik xm....senannyer idop....ok, aku jmpe dia mggu dpn plak...muahahahah....(kegilaan menyerang)...(btol x aku eja nme dia????x sure la)

epy b'day teah!!!!!!!

ok....semlm b'day kwn aku yg pling rpat mse aku kt png dlu....skunk pn still rpat cmer jrang cll dia je....so, aku ngan bangganyer nk wish kt dia sbb dia pn dh tua mcm aku.....muahahahaha

epy b'day to nur fatihah bt nazarudin....
a.k.a
teah....

dh x bleh main mcm bdk2 lg....dh 14...so take care n stdy smart....taon dpn nk pmr so, wt yg trbaik k....

i'm back!!!!!!!

agk lmer jgk aku x wt n3 bru....rndu kowt kt blog yg trchinta ni...act aku x de bnyk citer bru nk g tau kt korang semua....bru2 ni aku dh kwn baik ngan sorang mkck ni...umo dia 16....nme trpksa dirhsiakn....tp siyes kot dia baik gler n hmpir2 mencacatkn turtle aku....tp x pe sbb aku bkn ksah sgt pn pl turtle 2....wakakakak....2 je yg aku nk g tau....k la aku nk g wt keje skit...jmpe korang lg kalo 'si dia' bg aku line wifi dia 2....muhahahaha

p/s:mkck, n3 aku de citer psl ko kowt....brsyukur la skit....muhahahah

yeaaaaaaaaaaa besh gler

wah besh gler la kt skola td....rpe2nyer semlm dorang dh prepare present utk aku tp aku plak yg x dtg skola....semua hdiah yg aku dpt ialah chocolate....huhuhu....nadila de bg aku 4 vochelle, hidayah @ dayah de bg 1 tudor gold & nadia de bg 1 cadbury.....perghhhhh.....bnyk gler kowt....aku x tau nk sumbat semua chocolate 2 kt mne....mmg macho la.....so disebabkn semua bdk clz 2 sarjana mmg baik tahap cipan ngan aku & dtglah niat utk aku wt b'day party ngan umah trbke utk rye....so semua plajar clz 2 sarjana tlh diundang dgn segala hormat nye....muahahahah

PERHATIAN

PD HRI SAB2 NI AKU NK WT JAMUAN MKN KT UMAH AKU
SO, SEMUA PLAJAR DR CLZ 2 SARJANA DIJEMPUT HADIR & UTK PLAJAR CLZ LAIN AKU AKN PIKIRKN SEMULA

SEKIAN, MACEH

PERHATIAN!!!!!!!!!!

maceh sbb membri tumpuan.....

1. ok rmai kwn2 aku yg membebel kt aku tnye npe mcj dorang aku x reply....so, aku cmer nk bg tau pd hri rye yg ke-7 (kalo x slap aku la) aku dh tkar no. celcom....sory sgt2 sbb x smpt g tau korang semua....aku dh x gne no. maxis sbb SIM CARD AKU DH KNE REJECT.aku pon mls nk g maxis center utk g minx no.pin PUK aku....pergh mmg sial kowt....

2. aku pn dh x gner email lmer aku sbb PASSWORD AKU KNE REJECT GK....bnda 2 trjd wak2 rye gk...sory utk semua yg mrah tahap cipan kt aku....skunk aku cmer de blog & ym yg bru hnye utk fmly ngan kwn2 yg disygi...2 je...yg x diundang anda jge akn kne REJECT....muahahha

p/s:kalo korang nk no. & email yg bru nnti korang tggalkn komen k.....s****q & dayah korang x wish pn kt aku....sengal korang ni....

epy b'day 2 me!!!!

yeaaaaaaaaaaa....hri ni b'day aku yg ke-14...tp org slalu epy bler dh smpai b'day dorang sbb fmly akn celebrate tp aku......X DE SPER PN NK CELEBRATE....X DE SPER PN WISH KT AKU HRI NI N HDIAH PN X DPT.....sial kowt....the worst b'day ever la....aku nk bls dendam la....wakakakaka....x pe korang....tggu je la.....muahahahahha





p/s:woi s****q duit jam jgn lper byar plak....aku siku x psl je

shinee-lucifer

nick jonas-introducing me (lyrics)

I, I’m good at wasting time
I think lyrics need to rhyme
And you’re not asking
But I’m trying to grow a moustache
I eat cheese, but only on pizza, please
And sometimes on a homemade quesadilla
Otherwise it smells like feet to me
And I, I really like it when the moon looks like a toenail
And I love you when you say my name

If you wanna know
Here it goes
Gonna tell you this
The part of me that’ll show if you’re close
Gonna let you see everything
But remember that you asked for it
I’ll try to do my best to impress
But it’s easier to let you take a guess at the rest
But you wanna hear what lives in my brain
My heart, will you ask for it, for your perusing?
At times confusing, slightly amusing
Introducing me

Doo doo, doo doo doo doo to
Doo doo, doo doo doo doo to
La la la la
La la la la la la la la, da

I never trust a dog to watch my food
And I like to use to the word ”dude”
As a noun, or an adverb, or an adjective
And I’ve never really been into cars
I like really cool guitars and superheroes
And checks with lots of zeros on ’em
I love the sound of violins
And making someone smile

If you wanna know
Here it goes
Gonna tell you this

The part of me that’ll show if you’re close
Gonna let you see everything
But remember that you asked for it
I’ll try to do my best to impress
But it’s easier to let you take a guess at the rest
But you wanna hear what lives in my brain
My heart, will you ask for it, for your perusing?
At times confusing, possibly amusing
Introducing me

Well, you probably know more than you ever wanted to
So be careful when you ask next time

So if you wanna know
Here it goes
Gonna tell you this
The part of me that’ll show if you’re close
Gonna let you see everything
But remember that you asked for it
I’ll try to do my best to impress
But it’s easier to let you take a guess at the rest
But you wanna hear what lives in my brain
My heart, will you ask for it, for your perusing?
At times confusing, hopefully amusing
Introducing me

Doo doo, doo doo doo doo to
Doo doo, doo doo doo doo to
Doo doo doo doo

Introducing me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UILg-PIt_l0

Ryu (Street Fighter)

"Ryu" (リュウ, "Ryū"^?, written as 隆 in the original Street Fighter) is a video game character created by Capcom, the main protagonist of the Street Fighter series.^[4]

Premiering in the first Street Fighter, Ryu appears as the lead character from the game along with his best friend Ken participating in the Street Fighter tournament. Further games from the series show Ryu to be highly focused on his training, aiming to become the strongest he can. However, his powers also attract several criminals who want to use him for their plans.

Ryu has been the lead character of the Street Fighter series since the first game and has appeared in crossovers involving the franchise. He is also featured in manga from the series, anime adaptations and the 1994 live-action film. According to most fighting game fans, Ryu is arguably the most recognizable and influential fighting game char

Character design

In the first Street Fighter game, Ryu has black hair and wears a tattered white karate gi with a red hachimaki (headband), red gloves and red shoes. Also, a constant trait in his design is the Fūrinkazan (風林火山^?) kanji motif (meaning Wind, Forest, Fire, Mountain), battle standard of the historical Japanese military leader Takeda Shingen, embroidered into his obi, simulating Karate Dan degrees.^[5] In Street Fighter II Ryu is shown to be older, with brown hair and a red hachimaki. He also fights barefooted this time.^[6] The Alpha series features a Ryu much like the one depicted in the original Street Fighter, with light red hair and a white hachimaki. In the Street Fighter III games, Ryu has black hair and facial stubble to show his growth in age. Street Fighter IV is chronologically set between II and III and so Ryu has a more mature look than he does in Street Fighter II but still not as aged looking as in Street Fighter III.

Because he was the only playable character in the original Street Fighter, Ryu's designer, Manabu Takemura^[7], wanted to make him easy to identify with. In Street Fighter II, the character was selected for inclusion due to his presence in the first game, symbolizing the concept of a Japanese martial artist. As the series progressed, the design was made more muscular to coincide with the concept, while his white gi, considered his most defining characteristic by the development team, was meant to let viewers know he was "a karate master at first sight".^[8]

Design

Both Ryu and Ken are practitioners of a martial art rooted as an assassination style. Both Ryu and Ken learned their art from Gouken, who refined the style as a purely combative non-killing style. When Capcom localized the console versions of Street Fighter II in North America, Ryu and Ken's common fighting style was listed as Shotokan Karate in the game's instruction manual and related literature (although the term was not used in the Japanese version).

Street Fighter series

Ryu debuted in the first Street Fighter as the primary playable character in the game, with his best friend, rival and sparring partner Ken serving as the second player's character. He and his rival Ken (who both trained under the same master, a character later established to be Gouken) compete in the tournament depicted in the game in order to test their strength against the tournament's champion, Sagat.^[9]

His next appearance was in 1991's Street Fighter II. Set several years after Ryu defeated Sagat in the first tournament, Ryu participates in a second tournament, inviting his old friend Ken to compete against him. In his ending in the game, Ryu wins the tournament against Sagat and M. Bison, but does not stay for the ceremony, already seeking his next challenge and leaving the player with the quote "The Fight Is Everything". This ending defines Ryu's characterization as a "wandering warrior".^[10]

Ryu's backstory, along with those of other Street Fighter characters, would be explored in the subsequent Street Fighter Alpha prequel series. The first game, Street Fighter Alpha: Warriors' Dreams (1995), features Ryu confronting Sagat as his last opponent in a rematch following their first fight.^[11] Street Fighter Alpha 2 (1996) depicts Ryu on a quest to confront Akuma, his master's brother and enemy. After their match, Akuma reveals that Ryu possesses the "evil intent" or "Satsui no Hadou^[12]" within him, the same power Akuma uses.^[13] An alternate version of Ryu using this power is featured in the game as hidden character (see Evil Ryu).^[14] In Street Fighter Alpha 3 (1998), Ryu is sought by Bison, who seeks to use Ryu as his next host body. With the help of Sagat and Sakura, Ryu is able to defeat Bison, who promptly retreats.^[15][16][17]

Ryu and Ken would return in Street Fighter III (1997), with a new character named Alex serving as the new lead character. It was followed by Street Fighter III 2nd Impact and Street Fighter III 3rd Strike. While Ryu's motivation in the game and rivalry with Ken would remain the same, he was also shown getting acquainted with several of the new characters featured in the game, such as becoming a tag partner for Hugo in 2nd Impact or Oro's pupil in 3rd Strike.^[18][19] Ryu appears in Street Fighter IV, which takes place after Street Fighter II but before Street Fighter III.

Ryu has appeared in spinoffs related to the main Street Fighter series such as the Street Fighter EX series produced by Arika.^[20] Byron Mann portrays the character in two separately produced video games based on the American film of the series, both titled Street Fighter: The Movie, where he wears Ryu's characteristic white karate gi and red headband.^[21]

In the Street Fighter Alpha series, there is a selectable version of Ryu known as Evil Ryu (殺意の波動に目覚めたリュウ, Satsui no Hadō ni Mezameta Ryū^?, lit. "The surge of murderous intent awakened in Ryu", abbreviated Satsui Ryu in Street Fighter Zero 3). The concept of Ryu succumbing to the "Evil Intent" (殺意の波動, Satsui no Hadō^?, lit. "Surge of Murderous Intent", sometimes translated as the "Dark Hadou"), the same power used by his nemesis Akuma, was first explored in the Street Fighter Alpha manga authored by Masahiko Nakahira. It was not until the international versions of the game, Street Fighter Alpha 2, that Evil Ryu was introduced as a secret character in the games. Evil Ryu wears a dark grey gi and possesses a faint red glow in his eyes.

Cultural impact

In the same way Ryu is the lead character for most of the Street Fighter games, he is also featured as the protagonist of all Japanese animated productions based on the franchise. In the 1994 film Street Fighter II: The Animated Movie, Ryu becomes the target of Bison's organization. Bison captures Ken and brainwashes him, forcing Ryu to fight his former friend, but Ken manages to resist Bison's brainwashing and the two ultimately work together to defeat Bison. He was voiced by Kōjirō Shimizu in the Japanese version and Skip Stellrecht in the English dub.^[30]

Ryu was played by Byron Mann in the 1994 film version of Street Fighter, where Guile is the lead character. Ryu (given the surname "Hoshi"), and Ken are traveling con artists who steal money from rich crime lords through schemes such as selling modified toy guns. He and Ken eventually work with Guile to infiltrate Bison's headquarters.^[31] By luring Guile to Bison's base, Ryu plays an important role in Bison's downfall, although it is Guile who ultimately fights and defeats Bison. Ryu also appears in the US TV series. In both these media, his name is pronounced as "Rai-you" (IPA: [/ɽaiju/]) instead of its traditional and more accurately pronounced "Ree-you". Guile and Bison are the only characters who pronounce his name correctly in the film.

The premise of the 1995 Japanese TV series Street Fighter II V centers around a young Ryu and Ken, who travel the world with Chun-Li to improve their martial art skills by challenging other Street Fighters, such as Guile, Fei-Long, Sagat, Dhalsim, Vega, Balrog, Cammy and Bison. He was voiced Kōji Tsujitani in the Japanese version and once again by Skip Stellrecht in the English amaze dub. While in the ADV Films dub he was portrayed by Brett Weaver and then later by Tommy Drake.^[32] The American Street Fighter animated series, which also debuted in 1995, follows a loose combination of the depictions of Ryu in the live action movie and in the games. Ryu is once again a traveling con artist, paired with Ken, but like in the games, he is also dedicated to his training. Originally, Ryu and Ken were supporting characters in the series, but later episodes focus around the duo. He was voiced in the series by Tony Lung.^[33]

The 1999 original video animation Street Fighter Alpha: The Animation centers around Ryu's inner conflict with the Satsui no Hadou, as seen in the Street Fighter Alpha manga and games.^[34] The 2005 OVA Street Fighter Alpha: Generations features a similar storyline, but is unrelated to the previous Alpha anime.^[35]

UDON's comic book adaptation of the Street Fighter plot places Ryu in the center of the events of the comic. Ryu grows up training in the art of Shotokan and all the while fighting off the urge of the Satsui no Hadō. He trains to be a strong fighter without relying on the hatred and consumption it brings. After returning from the first Street Fighter tournament, Ryu discovers that his master (Gouken) has been slain by his brother (Akuma) and sets out (along with Ken Masters) to avenge his death. Like in the Alpha series, Ryu is a target of Shadaloo as a powerful fighter who shows great potential and this draws the attention of Interpol and more specifically, Guile, who believe there is a criminal connection between the two.^[36] He also trains Sakura during the second arc of the comics and later on trains with other fighters (specifically Dhalsim and Gen) to give himself a better chance against Akuma.^[37] Like the official story, Sagat is consumed with thoughts of revenge against Ryu for taking his honor at the first Street Fighter tournament but he does seek him out to warn him of Shadaloo's advances.^[38] During the final series of comics, Ryu attends Bison's tournament and advances all the way to the final stage (including getting his long-awaited rematch with Sagat). However, before he is able to fight Bison, Akuma intervenes and soundly defeats Bison instead. The plot then shifts to the battle between Akuma and Ryu as the concluding fight of the comic series. During the battle, Ryu is tempted to give into his dark intent to defeat Akuma at any cost but refuses, which allows Akuma the upper hand. All seems lost but at the very last moment, Gouken's spirit is revived and he finishes the battle with Akuma. Ryu passes out before the fight can conclude and is rescued from the sinking island by Dhalsim. Following the battle, Ryu's mind is finally freed from the Satsui no Hadō and he believes he no longer needs to rely on it if he wants victory.

Despite not appearing at all in Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li, Ryu is mentioned at the end of the movie as a formidable Japanese fighter entering a tournament.

Jon Foo played Ryu (given the surname "Takashi"), in Street Fighter: Legacy which was co-directed by Joey Ansah and Owen Trevor

copy from:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ryu_%28Street_Fighter%29

selamat hari raya

SELAMAT HARI RAYA AIDILFITRI

Maaf-semaaf-maafnya kalau ada terkutuk terhina terejek tergaduh terumpat terbenci terjahat dan yg seangkatan dengannye kepada mana-mana individu.

dari owner blog ni
-ryu amakusa-

a.k.a

-ryu-

kakak2 aku dh balik!!!!

wokie-dokie....kakak aku yg 2 org 2 dh balik...wt mse skunk cmer sorang je yg dh smpai...yg lg sorang pkol 3 pg jp lg kowt dia smpai....so, kitorg kne amik dia kt stesen ktmb ipoh...

2 je yg aku nk bg tau korang...so, bye

tata...nyte

slamat pagi!!!!!

huhuhu....aku bru bgon tdo la...erm....x de citer bru nk g tau korang....
esk2 je la aku wt n3 bru....


k bye....nyte....wakakakakak



p/s:woi dayah invite la aku...sdey gler nih....majok kang ko pjok aku balik

kad rye from Dila...

ni de la skit nk bcorkn isi kndungan kad rye yg Dila bg...hehehe...so korang bce je la...


"assalamualaikum,
firstly,aku nk ucapkn Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri...aku nk minx maaf kt ko kalo aku de wt slh hrp dimaafkn walaupon aku slalu mengata band kesukaan ko....lastly, bila skoal dh bke bwk la kueh rye n kim slm kt SJ, GG & K**A...ckp B2ST kim slm...hehehe


kwn ko yg sewel slalu,"

DILA





thnx Dila...aku syg ko...huhuhu...


p/s:dayah, kad rye utk aku mne???bg cpt...muahahahah

dh start cuti....

seperti semua rkyt m'sia tau yg esk kita dh start cuti...so,aku nk ucpkn slamat brcuti kpd semua rkyt m'sia n jgn nk main mercun...pstikn korang dtg skola jari still de 10 jgn bg kurang...hehehe...

td de majlis khatam al-quran dan seperti biasa aku ttp x amik bhagian...wakakaka...aku dok kt blakang smbil wt baik ngan musuh sniri iaitu b***is...huhuhu....tp mmg sronok la td sbb kitorg x blaja lgsung...muahahahahah.....

seperti biasa gk (asl bnyk sgt prkataan seperti dln n3 aku ni???)aku still x sempat (lbeh kpd x dpt) nk ajk bdk jerman 2 dtg umah aku utk celebrate rye nnti...tp x pe aku n kwn2 aku yg sawan2 slalu 2 aku g serang umah yg dia dok skunk....muahahahah (glak jht)...

x lpe gk kpd kwn seangkatan aku (sbb dia mnat band korea gk) yg dh bg kad rye kt aku...smpai ati bg waktu aku x de dlm clz...siap ltak dlm laci meja plak 2...mmg aku x prasan la...pape pon thnx ye Dila....aku sgt menghargai kad yg ko bg 2...n yg wt lwk ko wt mcm bg surat cinta plak main ltak kt laci meja sorok2...


utk semua plajar 2 sarjana, aku cmer nk ckp aku syg korang semua...hahaha...ayt agk pelik skit mlm ni...kesan sbb nk cuti kowt...

k la aku rse mcm nk blah dlu....

tata...

jmpe dlm n3 akn dtg...bye

results oh results

ok utk results kali ni aku cmer dpt 2a...2 pon ckup2 mkn k...

rmai gk yg tnyer mcm mne aku bleh skor utk xm...antara soalan2 yg dorang slalu tnye ialah:-


1.ko bce bku ke???
2.ko slalu wt revision ke???
3.ko slalu wt kje skola ke???
4.ko de mkn kismis or kurma ke???

jwpn yg slalu aku bg ialah:-


1.hram gler aku nk sntuh bku...kalo bce pn lg 15 min seblom dpt krtas soalan
2.bku revision kt umah aku mmg bnyk tp semuanyer brhabuk sbb aku x pnh nk sentuh pn n ianya jge sbg hiasan dibilik aku
3.kje skola mmg bnyk tp yg buatnyer x lngsung...kje aku ialah dtg skola n tros pnjm bku kwn
4.mne main kismis ngan kurma...aku lyn cheezel,twisties n segala jadah yg bleh merosak kn otk je

so,dr jwpn yg aku slalu bg mmg trbukti aku bkn ulat bku n aku seorg yg sgt MALAS utk bce bku...


sekian maceh

exam lg.....

esk exam topikal 2(btol x aku eja 2)...tp aku x stdy pe pon lg....

antara bab/chapter yg aku kne bce mlm ni ialah:

1.sejarah-bab 5-7
2.geografi-bab 13-15

sebenarnyer esk de paper math tp dh sah2 aku akn FAIL so mls nk wt revision math...hehehe...erm...paper eng x tau kuar soalan pe...agk2 robinson crusoe 2 kuar x???
x pe kalo dh agk2 x bleh nk jwb aku g la tnya kwn2 baek ku itu...hohoho...itu lah gne nyer brkwn....wakakakaka...

x de pic bru la nk ltak kt sni...kalo pic goo hara bleh x????
wakakaka...x de kne mengena ngan post kali ni...k la aku nk g tgk tv dlu...
so bye2...
doakn aku brjaya jwb soalan geo ye esk....
tata

f(x)-nu abo

f(X) nu abo...hrp2 korang ske la

SnSd @ GiRl GeNeRaTiOn.....

ni lgu kegemaran aku from snsd...
so aku hrp korang ske n enjoy this song...
k bye

sUpEr JuNiOr @SuJu

aku mls la nk taip pnjg2 ari ni...so, korang lyn je la lgu dr super junior ni ye....
k bye,tata....

n3 kali ni dituju khas utk Nurul Hidayah Bt. Ahmad

lol...weyh jom lpak kt kfc sabtu ni ok x????
wakakakka...


k 2 je...bye2

new student in smksk

dia ialah plajar prtukaran dr jerman n dia akn dok kt smksk slama 1thn n nme dia caroline (btol x aku eja nme dia???ade aku ksah nme dia eja mcm mne)
dia dftr msok smksk pd awl bln 8...2 je kowt yg aku tau psl dia...

kalo nk tau lbeh lnjut korang tggu je smpai aku brani nk g interview dia...wakakak

Slamat Berpuasa.....

assalamualaikum....
aiseh ari ni aku baik gler nk wt n3 bru pn bg slm dlu...slalunyer aku woi2 je...hehehe
biasa la skunk kn ngah bln ramadhan so kne jd baik sikit...sikit je tau...huhuhu

jd sy ingin mengucapkn slamat berpuasa kpd seluruh umat islam di seluruh dunia...

k 2 je kowt... aku chow dlu...bye2

assalamualaikum...






idop SuJu....

kuali hangus.....

alkisah .... mlm yg dingin lg sejuk ditiup angin .. ahah ape merepek ni .
ape kena mengena dgn tajuk diatas ?

oke , let story . mlm td tgh sedap2 berbual dengan SI DIA tetibe lak ase lapar .
nk goreng nuget ah , x nk mkn nasi . then kuar kuali panaskan minyak .
afterwards , g masok bilik jap msg dgn SI DIA . syok sgt . sampai teralit .
time msg2 tu tetiba lak ase smell sumthing ... something wrong some where bak kate ompitih .
pk gk . bau ape ni ? bau hangit ? [time ni selamba lg]

hidu lg skali.... ada gaya2 anjing . haha gila ! then bru teringat .
OMG ! kuali kt dapur ! because of that , aku [bru nk berjinak2 dgn perkataan aku nh ;p]

gegas ke dapur! wa! dah berasap ! api still menyala !
takot meletop nnt. aku pun memberanikan diri tutup lah api tu .
alhamdulillah aku selamat ... haha tp asap tu mcm mana !
time tu mak tgh syok tgk tv . xnk kacau . sib baik la mak bau ape yg aku bau . haha . futhermore , bilik aku dkt dngan dapur . tv kat hall rumah . so jaoh sket .

selepas itu , aku pun bukak la tingkap dapur [sikit je , 2 tingkap je ;p]
bukak kipas . switch on penyedut asap tu hopefully dpt hilang bau asap tu dgn cpt .while waiting for the smoke willing .sempat lg text SI DIA . x serik2 :p

then asp pun dah oke dah . sy angkat kuali yg panas gile tu letak dlm singki bukak paip
pshhhhh..... bunyi air kt kuali . wow ! berasap ! sungguh jakun sekali .haha .
pastu ambik kuali lain dlm kabinet tuh , panaskan kuali . kalini x nk bg hangus lg ! haha .
oke aku suruh SI DIA tunggu sekejap . nk masak nasik utk die makan . haha mane ade.
goreng nuget ah .
kendian aku tunggu la kuali tu panas pastu bru masukkan nuget mentah . goreng sehingga garing ye puan2 .. hehe

goreng punye goreng dpt ah 6 ketul je . last stock la tumaknenye . haha
oke , nuget pun dh masak . kuar kanla dari kuali ke pinggan . pastu mkn dengan senang hatinya . asap pun da oke . orang lain pun x tau . lalalallalalalalala.

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copy from lagutido.blogspot...

thnx hidayah...hohoho

hohoho...kebosanan

setelah baper bln aku x update blog bru ari ni trgrak ati nk update...

x de citer g mnarik cmer nk g tau aku ngah SAKIT ATI....
huh!!!!

korang nk tau sbb pe aku sakit ati???
sbb nyer ialah....korang pk la sniri
wakakakak

tp yg pnting dia bdk skola aku n seclz ngan aku....

>>>>nk luah prasaan jp

"woi pe hal main rasuah2 ni????bingai la ko...g balik kg. la wt nyemak je...arapkn mker je suci tp prangai mcm setan...huh!!!sial la ko tongong"


sekian maceh


assalamualaikummmmmm



chow dlu


tata

aku boring!!!!!

hurm...aku x tau nk tlis pe..ari 2 dh wt clz bhasa utara...skunk ni nk wt clz bhasa pe plak erk???clz bhasa jawa ok x???tp aku mne reti ckp jawa..kalo minx tlg kt nad ok la...skunk ni ngah musim exam tp aku still bleh ngadap lptop..pe la nk jd pd driku ini...

aku slah msok clz!!!mlu glerrr...

mmg mlu gler la td...mau x nyer bleh tetiba msok clz form 3...tp ngan mke slambernyer aku bleh tnyer ckg dlm clz 2 "ckg sehat???lmer x nmpk ckg"...punyer la mlu pastu aku tros blah...bdk2 clz aku dh glak kt aku...mcm sengal je dorang glak...siap gulink2 plak 2...aku sepak gk sekor2 kang...tp x pe,mlu ari ni je tp esk x mlu dh...hehehe...walau pape pon thnx diana sbb cover aku td...aku sgt trharu...thnx..nnti aku blanja ko ye...huhuhu

jom blajaq ckp utara...hehehe

Antara perkataan-perkataan UTARA yang TAK MUNGKIN aku aku guna untuk menulis dalam blog (Sekali-sekala tuh,takpa kot.Hehehe)...






1. mertun
hammer/tukul/penukul
Contoh ayat : Tokwan katok paku dengan mertun (Datuk memukul paku itu dengan penukul.)

2. baloq/baloq liat
pemalas (tahap gaban punya pemalas...)
Contoh ayat : Mukriz seorang yang baloq liat (Mukriz seorang pemalas.)

3. kawaq
pencuri
Contoh ayat : Kawaq yang cablaih motor Pak Ali dah kena tangkap (Pencuri yang mencuri motosikal Pak Ali sudah ditangkap.)

4. toyu
kicap
Contoh ayat : "Mak,toyu Jalen dah abih!" kata Maun kat mak dia ("Ibu,kicap Jalen sudah habis!" kata Maun kepada ibunya.)

5. pelenggaq
pelantar
Contoh ayat : Pelenggaq minyak tu dah nak runtuh (Pelantar minyak itu hampir runtuh.)

6. mandom
lembab
Contoh ayat : Radhi seorang yang mandom (Radhi seorang yang lembab.)

7. langgah
meminum sesuatu dengan lahapnya
Contoh ayat : Karim terus langgah kopi tuh sampai abih pasai lapaq ayaq sangat (Karim terus minum kopi itu sehingga habis kerana terlalu dahaga.)

8. mangkaq
keras (tahap cipan punya keras...)/boleh jadi juga sejenis kata makian
Contoh ayat : Batu nie mangkaq sangat (Batu ini sangat keras.)

9. melewaq
merayau
Contoh ayat : Azran suka melewaq tengah malam buta (Azran suka merayau pada waktu tengah malam.)

10.mak/pak/tok/tokwan menakan
mak/bapa/nenek/datuk saudara
Contoh ayat : "Nie pak menakan aku." kata Azli kat Azlam ("Ini bapa saudara saya." kata Azli kepada Azlam.)

11.tonyoh
gosok
Contoh ayat : Khalib dok tengah tonyoh baju dengan berus sekali dgn sabun (Khalib sedang menggosok baju dgn berus beserta sabun.)

12.meneru
berlalu/pergi dengan lajunya
Contoh ayat : Ferrari Pak Malik meneru sampai 200km/j kat highway (Ferrari Pak Malik pecut sehingga 200km/j di lebuh raya.)

13.taboh/katok
pukul
Contoh ayat : "Aku tabuh/katok ang baru tau!" jerit Pian kat adik dia ("Aku pukul kau baru tahu!" jerit Pian kepada adiknya.)

14.relah (ghelah)
koyak
Contoh ayat : Kain ketat Piah ghelah (Kain ketat Pian koyak.)

15.beskat/gerek (geghek)
basikal
Contoh ayat : Gerek/Beskat Arman sudah berkarat (Basikal Arman sudah berkarat.)

16.runaih (ghunaih)
perbuatan mengoyak/menanggalkan
Contoh ayat : Adi dok runaih sticker kat moto bapak dia (Adi sedang menanggalkan pelekat di motosikal bapanya.)

17.sakan
tak sangka/hebat/dahsyat
Contoh ayat : Abu tengah sakan shopping (Abu sedang membeli-belah dgn banyaknya.)

18.cemuih
bosan/meluat
Contoh ayat : "Aku dah cemuih tengok muka ang!" kata coach kat Anne ("Saya sudah bosan tengok muka awak!" kata jurulatih kpd Anne.)

19.ndoi (endoi)
buaian
Contoh ayat : Adik dok tidoq dalam ndoi (Adik sedang tidur di dalam buaian.)

20.beretuh (beghetuh)
berlaga
Contoh ayat : Dahlan beretuh dengan Kelly (Dahlan berlaga dengan Kelly.)

21.cablaih/balas (balaih)
curi/ambil sesuatu
Contoh ayat : Rujuk contoh ayat no. 3



Sebenarnya,banyak lagi.Tapi,banyak sangat.Jadi,aku bagi 21 dulu lah.Nanti kalau ada masa free nanti,aku buat satu lagi entry fasal nih.



Kepada orang sesiapa yang akan ke Penang/Kedah/Perlis dalam waktu terdekat,ini amatlah berguna buat anda.Alaaa,nanti bila korang kat Penang/Kedah/Perlis nanti,boleh lar berlagak pandai cakap loghat Utara.Hehehe...

bku aku ilang la....sdey glerrr

uwaaaaa...bku sejarah aku ilang kt skola n aku rse msti org yg croboh clz kitorang yg amik...buduss arr bdk 2,main cri2 bku plak...esk siap la semua clz form 2 aku g spot check...kalo aku jmper sper yg cri mmg nahas la bdk 2 aku lenyek...siap la ko...siap sedia utk mati...sper sroh cri bku aku lg...minx2 la ko fail tros exam kali nih...hahaha...pdn mker ko

dh nk exam!!!tidakkkkkk

hohoho...dh nk exam midyear tp aku x stdy pape pon lg...aku ni pon 1 asyik ngadap lptop je skali kne rmps nganayh bru tau...(pdn mke ko ryu)...masalah nyer aku bkn x nk stdy tp ble bkk bku je tros lemau je mata aku tp ble ngadap lptop tros segar n rangup je mata aku nih...(mata aku ni keropok ke main ranggup2 plak)...tp utk 8a yg agk ssh nk dpt akn ku stdy tp bkn ari ni la...azam 2 kita mlekn esk...wakakakak...bengong glerrr aku ni tp x pe ni kn blog gler2 slalu...so kalokorang nk komen lbeh2 aku bg je ayt ni 'ADE AKU KESAH'...wakakakka...kalo aku de mse nanti aku ltak jadual exam aku(aku mmg slalu de mse utk ngadap lptop)

lwk gler la td

td mmg lwk gler la...de ke ptot ckg2 skola aku main baling2 belon air...habis basah 1 dataran tp yg pling pnting aku la yg kne kutip smpah2 yg dorang wt...pastu dorang bleh plak menyumbang n merosakkn lgu kt dewan skolah...mcm2 bunyi aku dgar...yg sengau ade,yg lri tempoh yg pling lwk ade yg nyanyi smpai x dngar suara lgsung...mau x nye plajar nyanyi lbeh kuat drpd ckg2...hehehe...suara ckg liyana mmg besh gler...suara ckg rafidah ngan ckg rasimah pon bleh than...k la aku nk g melantak dlu...dh kebulur thap gaban nih...k la bye...assalamualaikum

epy b'day 2 u!!!!!

ari ni ari jd ibu aku yg ke-49...aku pon ngah pening nk bg hadiah pe kt ibu...tp x pe semua 2 ditanggung olh 2 org kakak ku yg slalu pasan cun n comei...wakakak...pape pon aku nk ucapkn SELAMAT HARI JADI YANG KE-49 UNTUK IBUKU YANG TERSAYANG...semoga sehat2 slalu n pnjang umo

slamat ari gru!!!!!

slamat ari gru wt semua gru2 di negara ku yg trchenta ini...wakakakak, ayt x bleh blah lgsung...aku pon trlper kata ari ni ari gru...walaupape pon yg trjd,trima kasih pd gru2 yg tlh mengajar sy x mengenal erti jemu...aku pon nk ucap slamat ari gru pd gru2 di SK Ara Rendang,SK Pokok Sena,SMK Pokok Sena n SMK Seri Kandi...thnx ckg!!!!!



(ckg aku pon x pnh ajr aku tlis mcm nih...wakakakak...ank mrid yg baek punya)


>>>sory kalo ayt aku agk brbelit2...jd pndai2 la phm sendiri